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Matches in DBpedia 2014 for { ?s ?p On safari once more, the boys head to California to take part in a wild-west re-enactment performance for French tourists. However, the owner of the company who operates the re-enactments is not enthusiastic about having two amateurs acting in his perfectly scaled and timed performance, so pretty much ignores them all day. Determined to take part, Hamish's desperation to act culminates in him taking any role available - which turns out to be the role of a busty, scantily-clad young woman. The re-enactment begins, and the boys stand off to the side, slowly realising they are not part of the performance, until the owner surprisingly allows them one scene at the end, where the boys improvise a wild-west altercation between the busty Hamish and the cowboy Andy. Using the gun with one bullet that he was allowed, Andy shoots Hamish, leaving him sprawled inappropriately on the ground. The tourists leave soon after, as do the boys, satisfied with their performance. R2-To-Do returns, and with only one item left uncompleted, the boys ramp up their attempts to remind Hillary Clinton of her BBQ offer. Discovering that they have so far targeted Hillary's eyes and ears, they try a different tack - activating her sense of smell. Mere metres away from her residence, the boys set up six barbecues and begin frying up sausages. They then order two high-powered wind machines to waft the smell of BBQ in Hillary's direction, a plan which they name "Operation Sausage Waft 2011". One of the deliverymen who bring the sausages gets the boys' hopes up when he concedes that if he had offered a BBQ, and suddenly smelt BBQ, he may remember his offer. However, although the wafting plan goes well, the boys do not receive a phone call from Hillary, but demonstrate, on a scale from "alert to alarmed" about their efforts, that they are now concerned that they may not get their BBQ. Hamish and Andy have queued up an interview with Sarah Jessica Parker, however they discover that their time-travelling portal is broken, so Hamish resorts to using a battered, golden chicken trophy, given to him by a wizard, to teleport to Parker's hotel room, which they do successfully, and interview her about her family life, her upcoming visit to Australia and what she thinks about the boys' three-wheel tough-mobile. And in the boys' second round of Hamish vs Andy, they try the new sport of Mates Racing. Basically, each of them are given five invitations to a lunch date at a grill at 1pm. Starting at 11.30 and ending an hour later, the boys must give as many of their invitations as possible to random strangers after a quick conservation, and whoever has the most guests who arrive wins. Both Hamish and Andy manage to give away four invitations in the hour, but in the moment of truth, all four of Hamish's guests arrive, whereas only two arrive for Andy. Hamish now holds a commanding lead of 2-0 in the series.. }

• Hamish_and_Andy's_Gap_Year shortsummary "On safari once more, the boys head to California to take part in a wild-west re-enactment performance for French tourists. However, the owner of the company who operates the re-enactments is not enthusiastic about having two amateurs acting in his perfectly scaled and timed performance, so pretty much ignores them all day. Determined to take part, Hamish's desperation to act culminates in him taking any role available - which turns out to be the role of a busty, scantily-clad young woman. The re-enactment begins, and the boys stand off to the side, slowly realising they are not part of the performance, until the owner surprisingly allows them one scene at the end, where the boys improvise a wild-west altercation between the busty Hamish and the cowboy Andy. Using the gun with one bullet that he was allowed, Andy shoots Hamish, leaving him sprawled inappropriately on the ground. The tourists leave soon after, as do the boys, satisfied with their performance. R2-To-Do returns, and with only one item left uncompleted, the boys ramp up their attempts to remind Hillary Clinton of her BBQ offer. Discovering that they have so far targeted Hillary's eyes and ears, they try a different tack - activating her sense of smell. Mere metres away from her residence, the boys set up six barbecues and begin frying up sausages. They then order two high-powered wind machines to waft the smell of BBQ in Hillary's direction, a plan which they name "Operation Sausage Waft 2011". One of the deliverymen who bring the sausages gets the boys' hopes up when he concedes that if he had offered a BBQ, and suddenly smelt BBQ, he may remember his offer. However, although the wafting plan goes well, the boys do not receive a phone call from Hillary, but demonstrate, on a scale from "alert to alarmed" about their efforts, that they are now concerned that they may not get their BBQ. Hamish and Andy have queued up an interview with Sarah Jessica Parker, however they discover that their time-travelling portal is broken, so Hamish resorts to using a battered, golden chicken trophy, given to him by a wizard, to teleport to Parker's hotel room, which they do successfully, and interview her about her family life, her upcoming visit to Australia and what she thinks about the boys' three-wheel tough-mobile. And in the boys' second round of Hamish vs Andy, they try the new sport of Mates Racing. Basically, each of them are given five invitations to a lunch date at a grill at 1pm. Starting at 11.30 and ending an hour later, the boys must give as many of their invitations as possible to random strangers after a quick conservation, and whoever has the most guests who arrive wins. Both Hamish and Andy manage to give away four invitations in the hour, but in the moment of truth, all four of Hamish's guests arrive, whereas only two arrive for Andy. Hamish now holds a commanding lead of 2-0 in the series.".