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- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes originalairdate "2009-04-26".
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- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes prodcode "Sp 1".
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- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "*The episode and its follow-up were shown as a Christmas special; the plot is interspersed with musical items performed by Janet, Tim, and Wesley. *This was the only episode not to feature Will Mellor, and the second that did not feature Natalie Casey. *This was the series' second musical episode. *This is the last episode to feature Sheridan Smith as Janet and Thomas Nelstrop as Wesley. Reception: The episode was watched by 720,000 viewers".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "*The episode was a two-hander featuring only Will Mellor and Natalie Casey, the show's second two-hander. *This is the last episode to be written by Susan Nickson. Reception: The episode was watched by 720,000 viewers".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "--09-27".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "1.57788E7".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "2.36682E7".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "After getting the manager’s job, Janet turns the pub into a World War II theme pub. To get back at Janet, Donna poses as a health inspector to try to close it. Louise becomes a prostitute to pay off her debt after her mother lives. Jonny buys Gaz a puppy to nurture, to help him with his desire to have children. After he accidentally kills the puppy, Gaz tries to adopt. Gaz tells Janet that Donna isn’t a health inspector, so she deliberately makes the pub dirty--just as a real health inspector arrives.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "After seeing Jonny with barmaid Kate she begins to miss him. Jonny and Kate decide to meet up at the castle for their first date, but when Jonny tries to prove his exceptional masculinity by climbing a wall, he falls and injures his ankle. Louise moves in with Janet to compensate for the loss of Jonny's company. Janet finds a spider and phones Jonny to come catch it. Jonny is also scared of spiders but goes to Janet's to prove his masculinity to Kate--only to faint at the sight of the spider. Gaz feels rejected while Donna is working on her first assignment as a student.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "As Janet leaves Jonny, a musical flashback shows how they met and how Donna rejects Gaz’s initial advances. Janet, Donna and Louise go out on the pull and Jonny goes to see Gaz. Jonny and Janet do not know each other and meet in the club.Gaz tries to impress Donna by asking for a blowjob. This special is set before the start of Series 1 and contains pastiches of several then current music videos. Absent: Lee Oakes as Munch".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna and Gaz are at their solicitors’ office, ready to finalise their divorce. Both are seemingly ready to be apart, but can’t manage to actually sign the papers. Through a series of fantasies and flashbacks, they see themselves as children and wonder what life might be like if they’d never met, if Donna were rich and successful, and just how fat Gaz may have become.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna and Gaz are now living in Janet’s house. Donna's job interview doesn't go well because she doesn't understand management-speak. Left alone, Janet and Gaz rekindle old desires. When Louise goes into labor, she ends up being her own birthing-partner in Donna's absence. Janet realizes she and Gaz should stay together, but Donna returns from a successful interview and tells Gaz they're moving to London.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna and Gaz have their wedding but since Janet has organised it, the decorations are completely Jonny-centric. Louise advises Janet to throw out some of Jonny’s things in order to get over her loss. Janet shows a box of Jonny’s old love letters to Louise, who finds a letter from the hospital addressed to Jonny. Janet takes most of Jonny’s possessions to the charity shop where she reveals to Donna that she actually isn’t coping well with her loss. Louise decides to keep the letter a secret as it reveals that Jonny had had a DNA test which showed that he was not Corinthian’s father; however, she shows it to Gaz. Meanwhile, Janet becomes interested in Munch.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed. Storming out, Gaz gets run over by the ambulance that's coming for Janet. Donna realizes how much she loves Gaz, and they make up--on his hospital bed. Meanwhile, worried that she'll never get a job because of her criminal record, Louise decides to become a diehard charity-collector, but her goodwill doesn't last long; besides, she doesn't appreciate the chance to do a good deed. Concussed after his accident, Gaz lets slip to Jonny that he's the father of Janet's baby. Devastated, Jonny rushes to confront Janet, but Donna intercepts him; telling him Janet's had the baby, she persuades him to forgive her. Jonny proudly announces the birth of Corinthian McVitie Keogh--after his favourite biscuits.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna and Janet both think that they might be pregnant, but Janet is reluctant to tell Jonny. Jonny begins to want more to happen in his life, but a pony ride and a train ride don't cheer him up. Janet learns she isn't pregnant just as Jonny starts to come around to the idea; at episode's end it looked like Donna might be pregnant.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna feels horny on the day of her mother Flo's funeral. Gaz has erection troubles so Donna buys a cardboard cutout of the Chuckle Brothers to fulfill her sexual needs. After surviving the police shooting at the end of the last series, Jonny is desperate to make the most of being a local celebrity. Louise is arrested for being responsible for Jonny’s shooting. When Janet comes to bail her out, Louise confesses that she was responsible for Jonny's shooting, Janet withdraws her bail, and Louise ends up back in prison. Donna cures Gaz of his erection troubles. Jonny's press conference was to be outside of The Archer, but because Janet and Jonny couldn't see it, they decided to go home. News reporter Gordon Burns guest-stars.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna is waiting for Gaz to call her after their date. Finally she goes to see him and they agree to have lots of uncommitted sex, but their plans backfire when Gaz is invited to Sunday dinner at the Henshaws', where Donna's mother Flo and sister Katie make him feel uncomfortable. On Gaz’s advice, Jonny starts to be meaner to Janet to improve their relationship but fails miserably. After Gaz convinces him to follow his plan Jonny goes missing the next day. When Gaz tells worried Janet that it was his idea, she throws the remote at him and breaks his nose. He goes to hospital where he finds Jonny, who has been concussed by an old woman who hit him when he offered to escort her across the road. Jonny and Janet make up in the hospital. Louise discovers that she's put on weight for the first time since she was 14 and goes on a diet, but her weight-obsession is cured when she finds stretch-marks around her legs.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna visits Gaz in hospital after his car crash and prays to God for her boyfriend, and in a "sliding doors" technique is shown imagining life with Gaz alternately healthy and paralysed.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna wants to get surgery after she becomes envious of Gaz getting back into shape. Louise prepares a heavily-pregnant Janet to enter the pub quiz. Feeling anxious about the baby, Jonny persuades Gaz to help Janet with the antenatal classes.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Donna, now running The Archer, is too busy to arrange her wedding to Gaz, which is a week away. Jonny’s memorial stone arrives but Janet does not want to look at it, although she tries to keep Corinthian aware of him. Louise isn't happy to learn that she's carrying a baby girl--“She might be prettier than me!” After a glass of Vimto, Munch’s religious enthusiasm fades, and he is hurt when Gaz wishes he were “less stupid." Louise panics when her baby’s heartbeat cannot be heard, but when it turns out the nurse is drunk and the baby was lying on her side, Louise realises that she will love her daughter. Meanwhile, Munch can read--just not music.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Feeling she doesn't love him anymore, Janet leaves Jonny. David buys Louise a plant as a test of trust, which upsets her. Gaz blames Donna for a new wart. Donna and David begin to talk after arguing with their respective partners, which angers Gaz. Final appearance: Beverley Callard as Flo . Absent: Lee Oakes as Munch".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz asks Donna to move in with him. Janet meets up with Andy in the pub. Jonny falls ill. Louise buys a dog she names Chesney. Gaz sees Janet and Andy kiss outside the Archer.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz decides he will be "the best dad ever" to Corinthian. He dresses in flat cap, thick-rimmed glasses and comfortable sweater, and tries his parenting skills out on Tim. Meanwhile Louise is having some difficulty with her baby and seeks help from Janet. Donna returns from London for a visit and wants to move back, possibly with Wesley. Gaz goes to court to seek an order for parental responsibility, but arrives back home thinking his application has been rejected. He and Janet confront the judge, who says she will approve him. Wesley arrives, but is patronising towards the group and insulting to Runcorn. Donna decides to move back home.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz gets used to being in a wheelchair and decides to become a Paralympian. Donna sees this as an opportunity to prepare for her new HR job and takes over his training, forcing him to compete in a marathon. Meanwhile, Billy agrees to a date with Cassie, and Tim struggles to adapt to his new life after coming out.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz goes to extreme lengths in a bid to secure Billy a trial for Runcorn Rovers. Donna re-examines her life and finds inner peace, but struggles to resist being lured back into the corporate world by a generous offer, while Cassie resolves to discover a dark secret about Tim to blackmail him with. Tim, brave as he is, gains the attention of the pub in an effort to spill his secret before Cassie does. His efforts prove futile and he spills more secrets about himself. He tells the pub that after his marriage ended he became homosexual and began his new life.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz has a party to mark his 30th birthday, but the celebratory mood ends as he reflects on his lack of achievements over the years. Donna visits the doctor and is left reeling by the news she receives, Tim is stunned when Leonard asks him out on a date, while Cassie's relationship with Billy is threatened by the appearance of her ex-boyfriend. *Final appearance of Will Mellor as Gaz, Natalie Casey as Donna Henshaw, Luke Gell as Tim, Georgia Henshaw as Cassie Claypole and Freddie Hogan as Billy McCormack. *Final episode of the show".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz has fallen in love with Janet and doesn't want to move south with Donna. Donna has met a man named Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz, but when Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, Donna gut-reaction throws beer over them, but eventually realizes that they belong together because they're "scum"--in a nice way. Meanwhile, aided by Munch, Louise gives birth to a beautiful girl she names "Louise Louise Brooks" . Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's When You're Gone.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz is worried that Donna may be planning to move in after he finds her toothbrush in his flat. Janet starts to think Jonny no longer fancies her, and tries various ways to improve her love life with Jonny, such as buying lingerie, which only results in Jonny becoming suspicious. Janet forces Jonny out the house so she and Donna can make him a romantic meal but in the pub Gaz and Jonny decide that Donna and Janet are having an affair and go to confront the man they believe is with their girlfriend, whom they have dubbed ‘Pedro’, with socks containing eggs, only to find they were doing it all for Jonny. After falling for a gay man, Louise decides to make the best of the situation and become a fag hag.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz refuses to accept Donna’s refusal to his wedding proposal. Louise meets her father: Brian, a gay alcoholic who begins to fancy Jonny. Janet starts shoplifting after she accidentally steals some clothes from a shop. When Donna finally accepts Gaz’s proposal, he tries to give her a dream wedding.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep. *First appearance of Freddie Hogan as Billy McCormack and Georgia Henshaw as Cassie Claypole.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Gaz's flat is falling apart, so Donna wants them to move into a house. Janet is suffering from post-natal depression; Jonny looks for work and finds his dream job working in a "Jammy Dodgers" biscuit factory. Gaz and Donna go to view a house but Gaz nixes it after he sees a sheep . Louise starts a relationship with her phone. Jonny doesn't pass the job interview and by episode's end, all is back to normal.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet accepts Jonny’s proposal but insists that he buys her a ring, so he tries to find a job. Gaz discovers he has a half-brother, Munch. Louise goes on a date with Andy to an expensive restaurant, but Andy walks out, leaving Louise to pay the bill. First appearance: Lee Oakes as Munch".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet and Donna compete for a pub-manager job. Louise buys a car with her mother’s legacy--prior to her actual death. Jonny realises that Gaz is Corinthian's father and hands him over, until Gaz reveals that Corinthian can't be his due to his low sperm count.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet and Donna give Gaz until 3pm to make his choice. Louise tells Wesley that Gaz is Corinthian's biological father; Wesley proceeds to threaten Gaz before realising the truth will only hurt everyone. Tim helps Janet and Donna to realise that Gaz doesn't deserve either of them, and Janet kicks Gaz out of the house. Gaz tells Janet that Corinthian is his son, but she misunderstands his true meaning. Meanwhile, Louise worries that Scott will abandon her for a groupie while on tour. She decides to send him a picture message, but cannot decide which pose to use until Gaz sends an explicit photo for her ,which he calls the "standing muff shot" and says that everyone loves it. Initially terrified of Scott's response, she is thrilled when he replies with a message which says "I Think I Love You". Having alienated all of his friends, Gaz finally realises who he wants to be with. He races to find her, even taking a car to make it in time, but a crash leads to the car exploding. A week later, he wakes up to find Donna at his bedside. She has been doting on him the whole time he has been unconscious, and promises that they can work through their difficulties and be happy together. Gaz agrees, saying "It's Always Been You, Donna". *This is the last episode to feature Kathryn Drysdale as Louise Alternative ending:".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet and Jonny come home to find Donna who confides in Janet about her pregnancy. Having found him running through the streets in his underwear, Jonny reassures Gaz as Donna had told him that she may be pregnant. Donna finds out that she got her dates mixed up and isn’t pregnant, although Gaz is bitterly disappointed as he was starting to look favourably on it as he could become responsible and stable. However, Janet makes him realize he can do this with an adult relationship with Donna. Gaz then offers to take Donna on a date to ‘the finest drinking establishment in town’ although to Donna’s disappointment this is just having a can of lager in Gaz’s garage. In a sub-plot, after having dream to which Donna is pregnant, Louise believes that she is a psychic and, on her advice, Jonny becomes a mime although this does not last long. Louise discovers she isn’t psychic after she finds out that Donna is not pregnant".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet and Jonny have reunited and she tries to excite him more than Kate did. Donna has brunch with her tutor, making Gaz very jealous; his confrontation of Philip cures his impotence! Louise gets a job at the Office for National Statistics where she accidentally wipes Jonny’s records. She returns the same evening to recreate them, but also adds in a fanciful criminal record. The police track down Jonny, and the series ends in a hail of bullets in the grounds of Halton Castle high above Runcorn. Absent: Hayley Bishop as Kelly".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet becomes a baby bore and Jonny tries to regain her attention. Now that Gaz is back with Donna and Janet has a baby, Louise feels ignored and tries to get one of Kelly’s men for herself. Donna strongly resists babysitting Corinthian with Gaz.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet decides to leave Jonny but leaves him a note instead of telling him. Gaz is upset with Donna when he finds out that she was with David a few years ago. Janet stays with Louise, who thinks that David revolves around her. David and Gaz have a drinking competition; David wins. Louise gets back with David, then dumps him because he dumped her. First appearance: Alison Mac as Kate Absent: Lee Oakes as Munch".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet finds an old love letter from her ex-boyfriend Andy, making Jonny jealous. Donna's mother asks her to move out. Louise considers experimenting with homosexuality after she realises that she doesn’t fancy her boyfriend.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet goes to work at the bakery unaware that Louise will be her boss, until they're at the entrance on her first day; Janet is shocked. Kate realises that everyone hates her except Jonny. Donna wants Gaz to break Kate and Jonny up so that Janet and Jonny can get back together. Angry at everyone, Kate wants to leave Runcorn with Jonny, First appearance: Hayley Bishop as Kelly Final appearance: Alison Mac as Kate".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet is broke and reduced to wrapping herself in turf to keep warm. Donna tries to help Tim admit his homosexuality even though he claims to be happily married to a rugby-playing wife; this backfires and Tim fires her. Meanwhile, Gaz misses male company following Jonny’s death. Louise conducts a fake séance to persuade Janet that she should move in. Munch reappears and appears to have found God.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet is mugged by a youth. To prove she is tough enough to look after herself, applies for a job as a Community Support Officer. Wesley tries to persuade Donna to move back to London; Gaz advises him that he can win Donna over by being more explicit in public. Meanwhile Louise is looking for a father for Louise Louise so she doesn't have to do all the work. Donna has decided to move back to London with Wesley but when she tells him this, she is annoyed by his new mannerisms. Janet messes up her interview but rescues the situation by explaining the mugging. Wesley tells Donna he will stay in Runcorn, but only if she divorces Gaz. She agrees and tells Gaz that she wants a quick divorce.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet is offered a job singing on a cruise ship. Louise is in a relationship with Mick, “stylist to the stars--of Hollyoaks”. Jonny has his interview for the biscuit-factory job. Gaz stands up to the sheep and he and Donna are going to move into the house. Just as everyone seems ready to move on, all of their futures fall apart except Janet's.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet makes a wedding-gift wish-list and Jonny helps Donna search for the items at the dump. Gaz teaches Munch about women. Louise meets David’s deaf cousin and visits Munch’s house with his Social Services supervisor. Absent: Beverley Callard as Flo".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet makes money by making toy goblins. Jonny campaigns for baby-changing facilities in the pub. Donna is convinced that her sexist employers are preventing her from getting promoted because she is a woman and she is sacked after she tries to prove that she can drive a van. Louise receives a letter from her biological parents, but can’t physically open it. Gaz fires himself for laziness , then rehires himself with a payrise the same day, after Donna crashes the van.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet pawns her wedding ring and tries to make money by working on a sex-chatline. Jonny decides that Corinthian should not be exposed to his bad influences. Louise meets her father. Gaz wants to propose to Donna, but she's masquerading as "Don" so they can get more work done at the garage together instead of having sex all the time.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet returns home to find Gaz absent. When he returns, she tells him when she went to surgery, she held hands with Wesley all night. Gaz lets slip that he slept with Donna the previous night, and Janet throws him out. Gaz decides he wants Janet, but at Donna's he decides he loves her too. Meanwhile, Louise meets Scott, a former member of the boy band "R-Soul," whose surname turns out to be Chegg. Wesley and Janet go to Gaz's flat to sort things out, only to find him and Donna in bed having obviously just had sex. Both women put him on the spot, insisting that he choose between them. Notes: The episode was originally listed as "R Soul". On its first airdate, the episode was followed by "The Love Triangle", a documentary narrated by Fearne Cotton, to set up the viewers' poll to decide who should be Gaz's choice; the cast and Susan Nickson reviewed the characters and their various relationships over the preceding eight series. Reception: This episode was watched by 580,000 viewers".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet starts her job as a CSO, but finds it hard to establish her authority. Gaz offers her a taser, but she is not keen on using it. Louise is still coming to terms with being a mother. Wesley seeks Gaz's advice about the culture of Runcorn. Donna and Gaz get their divorce papers through, but such a break makes them both reconsider; reminiscing, they wonder if they've made the right decision. Meanwhile Wesley lets slip to Louise that he already has a child. Janet decides that she needs to arrest somebody to gain self-confidence in her job, and it turns out to be Wesley, who has taken Gaz's advice all too completely. Unfortunately, she tasers him, and is arrested herself.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet throws a party and leaves the guest list to new housemate Louise, who invites Jonny and Kate, saying she likes Kate and Jonny is much nicer now that he's with her. Janet confesses her love to Jonny, and Kate has sex with Jonny in Janet's bed. Gaz feels guilty about sleeping with Janet and Donna feels guilty about rejecting him, so the couple try to do something special.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet tries to make up with Donna who is apparently moving on with her life and doesn't care. Donna goes to the Archer to make new friends and tells Kelly that Gaz is now single. Kelly dresses and acts like Donna to impress Gaz. Jonny gets Louise to help him with his “job” of selling alcohol to teenagers after he is banned from the off-licence. Absent: Lee Oakes as Munch".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet waits in the Archer with Tim and Wesley for Gaz to return, hoping he has chosen her. They learn that Gaz is in hospital after a car accident; Janet is heartbroken when Tim reports that Gaz isn't wishing for her and that Donna's with him.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Janet wants to become demure and educated and decides to try to become a student; she is invited to read at a poetry meeting by Cameron, a student friend of Louise. Jonny is totally against the idea but Janet tries to do everything she can to impress Cameron. However, her reading doesn’t go down well with the audience, so Jonny speaks out in her defence, to the appreciation of the audience. Donna vows to be less angry after criticism from Flo. Gaz feels that he is no longer attractive to women any more and goes on the pull only to be caught by Donna. Jonny is chatted up by two women and tries to get them to go away but they like his hard-to-get attitude and offer to ‘lez up’. Jonny gives them the cold shoulder and goes home to watch ER. Donna catches Gaz sniffing Flo’s hair but does nothing because she is trying to be calm. She finally loses patience and pushes Gaz in the canal at the end of the episode.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Jonny and Janet argue over Janet’s kiss with Andy. Gaz and Donna argue over Donna being too demanding in their new living arrangements. Donna ends up spending the night at Jonny’s flat while Janet stays with Gaz.".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Jonny and Janet wake up in a truck on their wedding day. Gaz and Donna try to find them and try to ensure that Janet and Jonny’s names get on a wedding certificate. As they can’t find them, Gaz and Donna pose as Jonny and Janet for the wedding ceremony. Meanwhile Louise’s trial seems to go well, but as she won’t admit that she did something stupid, she is ordered to do community service. Absent: Lee Oakes as Munch".
- List_of_Two_Pints_of_Lager_and_a_Packet_of_Crisps_episodes shortsummary "Jonny and Janet worry that they don’t care about each other's opinions when they realize they rarely argue. Louise has sex troubles with David. When Gaz insists that Donna has more nights out, she spends most of the night outside their flat to make him think she's out with her mates. Absent: Lee Oakes as Munch".