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- Small_Town_Security abstract "Small Town Security is an American reality television series produced by Ken Druckerman and Banks Tarver from Left/Right Productions for the AMC network. The unscripted show focuses on a small, family-owned, private security company called JJK Security, located in the North Georgia city of Ringgold.The show, green-lit along with Comic Book Men, was picked up for a season of eight half-hour episodes and premiered after the season 5 premiere of Breaking Bad on July 15, 2012. The eight-episode third season is slated to premiere on May 6, 2014.".
- Small_Town_Security channel AMC_(TV_channel).
- Small_Town_Security company Right_Productions.
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- Small_Town_Security genre Reality.
- Small_Town_Security numberOfEpisodes "16".
- Small_Town_Security numberOfSeasons "2".
- Small_Town_Security releaseDate "2012-07-15".
- Small_Town_Security runtime "1800.0".
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- Small_Town_Security channel AMC_(TV_channel).
- Small_Town_Security company Right_Productions.
- Small_Town_Security country "United States".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "10".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "11".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "12".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "13".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "14".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "15".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "16".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "18".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "19".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "2".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "3".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "4".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "5".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "6".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "7".
- Small_Town_Security episodenumber "8".
- Small_Town_Security executiveProducer "Ken DruckermanBanks Tarver".
- Small_Town_Security firstAired "2012-07-15".
- Small_Town_Security genre Reality.
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- Small_Town_Security language "English".
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- Small_Town_Security numEpisodes "16".
- Small_Town_Security numSeasons "2".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-07-22".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-07-29".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-08-05".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-08-12".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-08-19".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-08-26".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2012-09-02".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-05-16".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-05-23".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-05-30".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-06-06".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-06-13".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-06-20".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2013-06-27".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2014-05-13".
- Small_Town_Security originalairdate "2014-05-20".
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- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "A lethargic Irwin drives around town, intent on soliciting local businesses to use the company's services, but instead buys a new pair of shoes. Later, he sees a TV commercial promoting how testosterone can help with exhaustion. Intrigued, he begins taking it. Continuing to search for new business, he then meets with a Chattanooga Convention Center representative, who declines JJK's services. However, after Irwin charms him with stories about a shared alma mater, he secures a promised recommendation when extra security is needed for special events. Meanwhile, Dennis tells Joan that he believes they were married in a previous life when she was "an Egyptian princess." When Irwin shares news of a potential client, Joan suggests having sex with him. Dennis shrugs off any jealousy by saying Irwin is "this life's husband" for him.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "At Joan and Irwin's house, Joan reveals that Irwin's hoarding has gotten bad again. He sorts through some things, looking for items with the JJK Security logo printed on them. He hopes to sell them on eBay as the show, in his opinion, has been successful. In the garage, Joan sits listening to music in her car to escape her "filthy house." She says that owning fancy cars—a Chevrolet Camaro, a Ford Mustang, and a Mercedes-Benz—make her feel like somebody. At the JJK office, Irwin decides he's going to put Joan's Mustang on eBay without telling her. Brian warns him, saying, "You're kicking the hornet's nest, Captain." Christa, Brian, and Irwin take pictures of the JJK memorabilia and posts them on eBay. Irwin also puts an autographed "poop stick" on eBay. He tells Joan that he's put the Mustang on eBay, and she gets angry. Lt. Croft says Irwin has no right to do it because it's Chief's car. Irwin proclaims it to be a company car. Back home, Irwin apologizes to Joan for getting "caught up in the eBay thing." He also tells her that he put the Mustang on eBay for $50,000, and Joan warms up to the idea, saying, "Jay Leno would get it in a minute." The eBay auctions end and most of the items get zero bids, including the Mustang. Irwin's poop stick is the only thing that sells, for $8.73. Joan says the Mustang wasn't marketed properly so she has Lt. Croft take pictures of Joan standing next to the car. She also agrees to sell a date along with the Mustang, if it'll help sell the car.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "At the UCTV station, Irwin says he is tired of the Joan Koplan Forum. Judy talks privately with Irwin and offers advice on how to reformat it. She suggests a variety format like a real late-night show, complete with a monologue, band, and "great guests". Irwin agrees. Later, Joan and Irwin prepare for their new show. He introduces the new and improved Joan Koplan Variety Hour at UCTV; she introduces her first guest, a Bret Michaels impersonator. She asks how he lived through a cerebral hemorrhage, not realizing he's not actually Michaels. He corrects her and she states that "it would have been nice if somebody would have told me that." Brian and his girlfriend Bonnie arrive at a dock. She thinks they are going on a geo-caching scavenger hunt. While she is looking for the last item, Brian gets it out of a bush and opens it to reveal an engagement ring. He tells her to look at a bridge, from which a "Will You Marry Me" banner is draped. The two embrace. The company has been hired as security for the local event, "Masquerave". While there, Christa's car is involved in a hit and run, but she is able chase the guy down and hold him. Brian says Christa may yet make a good security guard. Although exhausted, Joan and Irwin arrive at the rave and he does his first-ever Jello shot.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Capt. Starr clips long bamboo stalks outside the JJK office to make a semi-traditional Inipi sweat lodge. Brian, Irwin and Starr have made plans for a guys-only weekend camping trip together. Brian reminds a concerned Joan that they're going to a fully furnished cabin, and it's only for one night. Christa suggests to Joan that they have a girls' night. Brian takes Irwin on a geocaching scavenger hunt, while Starr builds his sweat lodge with the bamboo and a tarp outside the cabin. Later, the men sit in the Inipi lodge as Starr bangs a drum and leads Irwin and Brian in a chant. Meanwhile, Christa tries to keep Joan entertained during the girls' night by demonstrating how to use a stripper pole. Joan slides up and down the pole. On the ride back the next day, the guys realize their trip is the first time Joan has been away from all three of them at the same time. At JJK, Joan is describing her night to them, including her turn on the stripper pole. She also explains that the girls "forced her" to get a spray tan. When she asks what the guys did on their camping trip, they won't tell. She starts listing off the bad things that could have happened and the guys laugh at her.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Christa decides she wants to be a private investigator. A skeptical Joan thinks the idea is just a whim. Irwin does not think Christa could handle the long hours of surveillance that is required of the job. Croft counters by saying that there are "female urinal things" for those situations. Brian also thinks Christa should be given the chance. Joan helps her with the instruction manual, Croft instructs her at the gun range, Brian teaches her about surveillance, and Irwin teaches her "the art of lying." She passes all tests and Joan approves her apprenticeship, but adds that Christa needs to "learn not to talk so much." Meanwhile, Irwin's first cousin Neil visits JJK. He amuses everyone except for Christa, to whom he refers to as "double wide." In retaliation for the comment, Christa and Croft pour water on his usual chair as he is parking his car the next time he visits. He does not notice the wet cushion and sits down, wetting the seat of his pants, and is ridiculed for soiling himself.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Irwin and Joan return to the airwaves with her public access forum. At first, no one calls in. Brian suggests they change their show topics to what would interest the public more and Croft suggests Joan publicize the forum in other forms of media. After making the changes, the phone lines heat up, especially when the first new topic is about love and sex. Joan, Irwin, and Croft later privately discuss their "love triangle." Croft relents by saying he will honor the Koplan's marriage, but still compliments Joan. The three go to a club so Croft can mingle with other people. Meanwhile, Christa and Brian come up with a clever way to serve a subpoena.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Irwin asks executive coach Dr. Sandy McKenzie to tour the security business and offer suggestions about improving its professionalism, which Joan is not happy with, since it is her company. The doctor meets with each employee to critique them and also get their perspective. All employees comment on Irwin's hoarding problem. Joan's excessive use of profanity is also critiqued. After seeing that Joan chooses not to change her language, the doctor focuses on Irwin's "disgusting" office. It is revealed that not only the office is cluttered, but also a storage unit and the Koplan basement. After several personal items are uncovered in the clean-up, Irwin postpones the process for two months. Joan remains skeptical. In the episode, she also reveals that she has Parkinson's disease and dances as a form of physical therapy.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Irwin drives to Dalton, Georgia, where he grew up. He stops momentarily at his brother Alan's home. They stopped talking years ago because of "family issues" and different lifestyles. Joan later explains that the cause of the tension between Alan and Irwin was that she borrowed money from their mother, which Irwin says "poisoned" the family relationship. When the brothers meet, Irwin starts to cry and says their parents "would roll over in their graves" if they knew about the brothers fighting. Alan agrees they need to make amends and also cries. Joan meets Alan and his wife and apologizes for borrowing the money. Alan accepts her apology. As the two couples part ways, Joan cries and says she feels good that she got part of her family back. Back at the office, Captain Starr shows off his driver's license with his new name and gender designation. He mentions that he's ordered his new prosthetic penis. Days later, the prosthetic arrives in the mail. Joan asks to see it, and says it feels "real."".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Irwin's cousin Neil visits the Koplan house where Irwin talks about Neil's wild life. Later, Neil visits the office. Brian says that Neil only comes to the office because he is hungry. Joan laughs that Neil loves food so much, he calls everything from Chinese food to spaghetti "gorgeous." Neil finishes a sandwich then departs. A week later, Neil dies from heart failure. In the funeral procession, women dressed in fur coats ride in a car and wave to passersby. After the funeral, the JJK team reminisces about Neil. Brian asks about the ladies in fur, to which Irwin states Neil's daughter thought this would be a fitting tribute to her father, who was such a lothario. In honor of the deceased, they hang Neil's photo above the chair where he always sat. Thinking about his own mortality, Irwin looks to rekindle his relationship with Joan and surprises her with ballroom dancing lessons. They later profess their love to each other at a scenic overlook, although they both are at odds on the subject of Lt. Croft.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "It's promotion time for JJK Security's employees. Most of the security guards are promoted after Lt. Croft tests them on the job. Joan had planned to promote Lt. Croft to captain, but changed her mind after an attempt to kiss Joan in a bathroom. Irwin keeps his promise to clean out his office and the rest are surprised when they are able to see his clean floor. Joan, however, predicts the mess will return within a month.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Joan reveals that she is dieting and Lt. Croft becomes her coach. While riding with Croft, she notes a terrible smell in the car. Croft informs her that he has not had a shower in three weeks and only takes "bird baths" in the office sink, since he has no other way to bathe. He is later asked where he lived before moving into JJK's office and takes them to an empty lot across the street. His house was destroyed a year ago during a tornado in Ringgold, thus Joan allowed him to stay in the office. A shower is installed there, although everyone does not believe he will use it. Christa presents him with a gift basket containing bathing products and others also gift him. He later takes a shower. Irwin gives Joan a bicycle to help her exercise.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Out on patrol, Joan and Lt. Croft complain about clients who are too cheap to pay for JJK. Croft says if he had his way, the guards would have mandatory training so the clients get better service. At the office, Lt. Croft notes that Joan has fallen off her diet and she says Parkinson's disease is affecting her mobility, so she can't dance to stay in shape any more. Irwin suggests they go to the doctor to get her more medication. Lt. Croft meets with the guards to discuss building an "Elite Force." He holds the first training session outside of the JJK office, during which a large man steals a bicycle from right in front of them. The guards fail the challenge, incorrectly describing the culprit. Lt. Croft then has his trainees to complete an obstacle course while blindfolded, causing them to stumble into walls and poles. They also go to a karate studio and learn hand-to-hand combat using their flashlight as a defense weapon. They then play a shooting simulation game at the local high school to teach them when they should use lethal force. Next, they must navigate a paintball course without weapons while Joan and Lt. Croft shoot at them from above. Meanwhile, Irwin goes to an electronics store to get new speakers for Joan so she'll "start dancing again." He and Joan also visit the doctor and successfully get a higher dosage of medicine. Later, the team cheers Joan on as she walks up and down the driveway. "It's the greatest thing in the world," she says. "It worked." Irwin surprises her with the new stereo system, complete with a light and fog machine. She dances to the music.".
- Small_Town_Security shortsummary "Starr, dressed in a new suit, goes to have a mammogram and surgery consultation to have his chest reconstructed from female to male. At JJK, Irwin asks what a mammogram is. Christa explains the procedure. Starr later returns and reports that his breasts are healthy enough to be removed. Joan and Irwin reminisce when Starr, then Denise, looked like Sharon Stone. Both agree that Dennis was very attractive as a woman. Dennis states that it "wasn't him." Irwin gives Christa a stack of good sales leads for her to follow up on. After her first day of calls, he asks how they went. She admits that it's difficult. Brian tells her that she should be helping him clean the office more. She says she wouldn't mind cleaning, but needs something that began cleaner than the office's current state. The two decide to hire a cleaning crew while Starr, Joan and Irwin are in Atlanta for the surgery. Later, they arrive back at the clean office. Joan is happy. Brian asks how Starr is feeling with his new male chest. Starr replies about the "significant change." Weeks later, the office has a barbecue. Starr first shows off his flat chest in a white tank top, then later emerges in a new uniform. Joan is the most impressed. Starr says that he wishes he could share his happiness at that moment with "anyone else who's ever felt restricted ... so they can feel the same thing."".
- Small_Town_Security showName "Small Town Security".
- Small_Town_Security title "A Starr Is Born".
- Small_Town_Security title "All Hands on Deck".
- Small_Town_Security title "Christa Pista, P.I.".
- Small_Town_Security title "Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar".
- Small_Town_Security title "Elite Force!".
- Small_Town_Security title "Inipi".
- Small_Town_Security title "JJK for Sale".
- Small_Town_Security title "Lambchop's Last Bite".
- Small_Town_Security title "Lieutenant Croft's Release".
- Small_Town_Security title "Old Family, New Member".
- Small_Town_Security title "Romancing the Joan".
- Small_Town_Security title "Sneak Attack!".
- Small_Town_Security title "The Dragon Takes Flight".
- Small_Town_Security title "The Man Makes the Suit".
- Small_Town_Security title "The Testosterone Triangle".
- Small_Town_Security title "The Tornado Effect".
- Small_Town_Security viewers "(N/A)".
- Small_Town_Security viewers "0.15".
- Small_Town_Security viewers "0.23".